Trin: You know..when the bee showed his........huh, Daddy, what did you say?
Daddy: "Trin, say 'girl'...."
Trin: "guhhl"
Faith: ...giggling ..."Trin, say 'squirrel'....."
Trin: ...."guhhl"......
All of us..laughing hysterically
brief lull
Faith....humming to herself as she pulls the burnt bottom off her pig in a blanket.
Trin: goes to the bathroom...wait.... she came out of the bathroom and went to the bathroom upstairs...
Faith: "Excuse me....excuse me again...."
Mom: What's your problem?"
Faith...."I burped." "Just thinking about Beethoven"
Mom: "what about Beethoven?"
Faith ...In Beethoven 2...the eating contest..and the end when Beethoven called all his kids and the house shook because all those dogs were running down the steps! Moe, Dolly, Chunky..and what was the other ones name?? ......."Hey Moe, what do you know? Do you have a friend named Joe?"......what's so funny Mom? ...... Are you writing about me?!"
Mom: ...trying to change the subject..."Hey Trin, where'd you go?
Trin: To the bathroom.
Mom...."Why is everyone scared of the downstairs bathroom?"
Faith...."I'M NOT scared of it!, but everyone else is!" There was a spider in there once!
They all left....I think they figured out what I was doing.
....to be continued
